Introducing the latest in feline fashion and technology: the Smartphone Cat! This purrfectly absurd creation combines the aloof charm of a cat with the unrelenting distraction of a smartphone. With its sleek fur replaced by a touch screen, this tech-savvy feline can now ignore you while scrolling through endless cat memes and watching virtual fish swim by. Gone are the days of chasing mice and napping lazily in the sun; this cutting-edge kitty is too busy pawing at the screen, swiping left on potential playmates and optimizing its selfie angles. So, why settle for a regular lap cat when you can have a "hashtag blessed" Smartphone Cat who can out-text you any day?
July 5th, 2023
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